A Peek at the Week Ahead! Sunday June 21 2015

Sunday June 21 2015

Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this missive finds you alive and kickin’!

So how’s your life going? If you’ve been dragging your feet in the mud, today is going to change all that! So what’s going on you say? It’s summer solstice bro aka time to get your groove on! The very special vibrations you’ll receive are laced with abundance, joie de vivre and if you’re ready for it – a little summer lovin’! So please step outside, smile & let the good times roll –

On Monday & Tuesday life hits you on the head real fast. Don’t you hate it when the first person you meet says Man you look tired! Even if you were feeling fine those words drag you down to a very ugly place, where miserable people project their insecurities on others, yes my friend I’m talking about the workplace! Protecting your awesome mojo from the vampires out there is a must! Don’t believe everything you hear is also on the menu. Wear your cool Marley headphones, execute tasks to the best of your ability & don’t sweat the small stuff –

Wednesday & Friday you stumble into someone you haven’t seen in a very long time, that’s right it’s Cupid! Doesn’t he look hot now that he’s clean & sober? Instead of apologizing to ya, he’s actually going to do something noteworthy like introducing you to an amazing person. I don’t know if this hottie is from the same rehab facility or what. You’ll have to find this out for yourself. That being said, time to open your mind & let go of judgment. Don’t let your Ego get in the way of potential romance –

On Friday & Saturday, I see your friends looking all over town for ya. They look stressed out and worried. They should of texted me ‘cuz I would of told ‘em where you are. Camping in the middle of the forest, disconnected from it all, yet feeling so in tune with what matters most, mind, body & soul. The insights you receive fill your heart with hope. And the beat goes on –

Over & Out.

L.xox

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A Peek at the Week Ahead! Sunday June 14 2015

Sunday June 14 2015

Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this missive finds you alive n’ kickin!

So what’s shakin’? The vibe right now is all about the arrival of the New Moon Tuesday morning. It’s as if you’re waking up from a long period of hibernation. Life is awaiting & you can’t wait to throw your hat in the ring! All of a sudden you become much more alive. As a matter of fact, your brain is on fire, making you oh so curious. An exciting new venture pops up on your path and of course you’re all in! To breakdown your mega-project into manageable steps, why don’t you commit to small daily objectives? If not, I see you spinning your wheels in the mud. You certainly don’t want to be all talk & no action bro –

The perfect plan can’t move forward if you don’t address the dust on your soul. Wednesday & Thursday are perfect days for much needed housekeeping. Put your big panties on and call your mom or is it your ex-colleague — and settle the madness once & for all. Be the bigger person here. Wanting to be right is obstructing the healing process. Once you get grievances off your chest, you’ll feel like a million bucks guaranteed –

Did you actually follow my advice? ‘Cuz on Friday & Saturday I see you chipper as heck! Btw who is the hottie by your side? #Meow Obviously someone is moving on up in the world! Your positive attitude gives you wings, so fly high son. Now is time to chase your dreams until you pass out from exhaustion. Don’t forget to stay hydrated, flash your sexy smile as much as you can & keep on marching towards the welcoming rays of the Summer Soltice! #Yes

Over & Out.

L.xox

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A Peek at the Week Ahead! Sunday June 07 2015

Sunday June 08 2015

Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this missive finds you alive n’ kickin’!

So how’s your life going? Boy you look hot in that trendy dress buddy! It certainly takes courage to step into the world & strut your stuff with so much flair & self-confidence. How do you do it? This is simply who I am you say. And off you go with that wise Mona Lisa smile – This is your story for today Sunday. You stretch boundaries, break a few rules & refuse to conform to the boring norm. Expressing your individuality is a must!

Monday & Tuesday real life hits you on the head real fast. It happens when you’re still in bed. You just woke-up and you’re scrolling down your Instagram feed. That’s when you see unauthorized pics of your Sunday outing. Looks like the haters are having a field day at your expense! Yikes is right. Wearing your shiny shield of protection over the next 48 hours is an absolute must. Energy vampires are everywhere & because you wear your heart on your sleeve, you’re an easy target baby. Listen to the only voice that really matters. Yours. You’ve got this –

On Wednesday & Thursday you dust yourself off & start fighting for your life! You refuse to take any crap from anyone. Especially from family members. You have a clear vision of what you want. You are so done wasting time. If you’ve been tongue-tied for the past few weeks, you now express yourself with much clarity. In fact you can’t stop gabbin’.Good for you for sharing so eloquently your deepest thoughts–

You are now ready to celebrate life on your own terms and that’s exactly what you do Friday & Saturday! Wow what a beautiful feast you’ve prepared, nice. Everything is organic & gluten-free you say. Btw are those your famous magical brownies? Yummy –

Over & Out.

L.xox

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A Peek at the Week Ahead! Sunday May 31 2015

Sunday May 31 2015

Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this missive finds you alive & kickin’!

So how’s your life going? I just started a new job where I commune with the bounty of Mother Earth every day! Very cool indeed. So how’s Mercury retrograde treating ya? Did you get a speeding ticket too? Anyways guys, because I’m only human, words today are from my monthly horoscopes!

Hope you enjoy your meal served below –

Over & Out.

L.xox

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Without further ado –

Monthly Horoscopes for June 2015

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

 

 

 

 

 


Cosmic words — Monthly Horoscope June 2015 — Sagittarius

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Aren’t you tired of all these challenging situations permeating your life? Just so happens a lovely reprieve from insanity is popping up on June 14th. Planet Saturn is taking a long summer vacation, so this frees you up to enjoy life once again! Your first order of business is your love life of course. If unhappily hooked-up, you buy a giant pair of scissors and severe that cord for good! P.S. Your inner strength impresses many baby! If unattached, hello hot steamy romance! It’s been awhile, yet you’ll remember to ride this bicycle in a flash! #Nice


A peek at the week ahead! Sunday May 24 2015

Sunday May 24 2015

Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this short missive finds you alive n’ kickin’!

So how’s your life going? I have no more gas in the tank you say. I totally understand bro. You lead a crazy hectic life & personally I have no clue how you manage to keep your head above water day in, day out. Just so happens the cosmos is asking you to sit the bleep down & chill. The dishes can wait. Listen to some tunes. Smoke a j. Take a load off. I can actually see the many layers of stress evaporating into thin air –

Hope you took my advice ‘cuz Monday through Wednesday you go through the wringer not once but twice! Say hello to challenging situations, long waiting lines & miserable customer service. All this & you haven’t even set foot at work yet! It’s going to be real easy for you to join the negativity club this week yet I invite you to think twice about it. ‘Cuz once you’re in, it’s extremely difficult to find your way out. You won’t like what I’m going to tell you, so I’ll say it real fast, kill ‘em with kindness! Do it as an experiment & report back to headquarters!

On Thursday & Friday guess who pops up? Yep that’s Cupid all right. Apparently he wants to make up for lost time & send you the hottie you’ve been waiting for! Question is, are you ready? The person coming your way comes with strings attached so to speak. The quality sex comes with a strong desire to commit. Don’t make promises you can’t keep aka don’t be a player baby –

Saturday is laced with many questions. You go deep down the rabbit hole to explore life’s many mysteries. Your psychic radar is on full alert leading you to very interesting characters & events. Trust that your journey is unfolding as it should. You’re exactly where you need to be. Next to me!

Over & Out.

L.xox

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A peek at the week ahead! Sunday May 17 2015

Sunday May 24 2015

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Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this short missive finds you alive n’ kickin’!

So how’s your life going? You’re not getting any action you say? My goodness, how on Earth is that possible? If you’ve been going through a dry spell baby, don’t take it personally. It happens. Stop worrying & enjoy the day ahead of you. Just so happens, tonight’s New Moon will be zapping your subconscious as you sleep. So before hitting the sack, write down what your heart desires. Give it a few weeks & keep me posted on further developments –

Monday & Tuesday I see you hiding under your covers. Better check your phone ‘cuz your boss’s patience is wearing thin. I can’t find it you say. What’s going on with you? You’re definitely acting like a space-cadet – forgetting appointments, misplacing keys, glasses and now your Iphone. But it’s Mercury Retrograde you say. Good for you for being so cosmically aware yet by making a big deal out of it, you’re simply inviting crappy situations in your life #NeedsToBeSaid

Is that you crying in the office bathroom stall? That’s your story for Wednesday & Thursday. Emotional as heck. If you leave your home without wearing your shield of protection, it’s going to be a rough 48 hours. Perhaps you should be paying a little more attention to your intuition ‘cuz what goes down has been in the works for a while. I get it baby, sometimes it’s just easier to pretend nothing’s wrong –

Thankfully on Friday & Saturday a totally different vibe awaits. By the looks of it, you’re celebrating something big. Why else would you be dancing the night away? Man you’re having a good time, I’m so happy for you! Btw who’s the hottie? Life is good n’est-ce pas? C’mon now make me proud! You’ve got this –

Over & Out.

L.xox

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A peek at the week ahead! Sunday May 10 2015

Sunday May 10th 2015

Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this short missive finds you alive n’ kickin’!

So how’s your life going? Say what? You can’t find a Hallmark card that truly describes your mom’s character? I totally get it bro, my mom is very special also. You know what helps? Simply to see her as an imperfect human being, you know, just like you. When you call her later on today, don’t let emotional baggage get in the way of what could be a very cool conversation. Surround the convo with loving vibes & keep it light & bright. Thank you for making her day –

Over the next 48 hours, you’ll be reminded more than once how different you are from the rest of the family. Instead of taking offence, be thankful you’re on a different path. You’ve made difficult yet necessary decisions to life according to your code of happiness. It takes guts to be the black sheep, so give yourself a little credit son.

On Tuesday & Wednesday, you try your best to keep it together but it’s hard. You become a sponge an absorb issues & problems that don’t belong to you. Time to start setting boundaries don’t you think? Do yourself a favor and start saying no. Cut the cord with the people in your life who drain your energy & give zero in return. Surround yourself with activities & friends nourishing for the soul. #MorePlease

The energy of Thursday & Friday is simply off the charts! Looks like you’ve been gifted with great balls of fire! You are now fearless and act accordingly. Btw the bounce in your step makes you sexy as heck! Time to make dreams a reality. Your podcast rocks the house –

On Saturday I see you getting ready for a hot date! He shoots, he scores –

Over & Out.

L.xox

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A Peek at the Week Ahead! Sunday May 03 2015

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Sunday May 03 2015

Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this missive finds you alive n’ kickin’!

So how’s your life going? Because you’re a sensitive soul, the energies of the cosmos affect you more than say family members, friends or dreaded neighbours! It goes without saying when the Full Moon hits, your brainwaves become automatically rewired to connect with the wisdom of the higher-self. Case in point; the next 48 hours –

I see you walking around with a beautiful flowy robe. It’s OK I won’t tell anyone it’s a bedsheet. So what the bleep is going on you say? You’re connecting with your inner Buddhist. You make a point of celebrating Vesak (Wesak) in total silence to better reacquaint yourself with the true purpose of your Earth Walk. You make your presence known via smiles, bear hugs & various healing touches. And you thought being quiet would be boring #Meow

On Tuesday you wake-up laughing uncontrollably. Like a bird in a cage, your Spirit needs to be released and you act accordingly. Over the next 2 days you make it your mission to break free from conformity! Looks like you’ll be entertaining co-workers with a goofy carefree attitude. Good for you for stirring the pot a little bit as it’s so easy to lose our spark within the confines of the daily grind. When you punch that clock, refuse to let it shut down your spirit. #WildChild

On Thursday & Friday I see you sitting at your desk looking stressed & miserable. What’s going on Charlie Brown? I got written-up by my manager you say. It really sucks you’re working in such a stern environment bro. If I can be of any assistance, please let me know.

Saturday morning over coffee you invite me to your first set at the local comedy club. Obviously you found an excellent solution to your problem. You’re bringing your light on a stage & that’s exactly where you belong – #BreakALegBaby

Over & Out.

L.xox

P.S. Did you read your monthly horoscope?

Aries 

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

 


Monthly Horoscope for Sagittarius May 2015

Have you’ve been job hunting bro? Say good-bye to discouragement & hello to employment! The New Moon on May 18th is sending exciting job opportunities your way. All you have to do is get off the couch & open your front door! Not only is the world a friendly place again; you actually start feeling like your old self – more than ready to tackle whatever comes your way! Like relationship issues. There I said it. Time to face the music baby & have the heart to heart convo you’ve been avoiding. Write things down first. Honesty is the best policy –

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