Sunday March 22 2015
Dear Sunshine Horoscopes Reader, hope this missive finds you alive n’ kickin’!
So how’s your life going? Don’t know about you but I’m completely fried. The rays of the Solar Eclipse are intense man! It’s hard for me to write fresh material when I’m in recovery mode so today I’m going off script & presenting my personalized weekly horoscopes. I post ‘em every Wednesday morning. If you like my work, please consider signing-up. It’s only 10$ for 6 months. I know filling-out the PayPal form sucks yet your effort would be much appreciated. Throw me a bone bro!
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Horoscopes for the week of Wed. March 18th to Tuesday March 24th 2015 –
Pisces
Let the festivities begin! Yes my friend your time to shine has come! Wednesday through Friday you’re flying on the waves of the powerful Solar Eclipse! Why should you care I hear you say? Cuz it’s zapping your sign to a million little pieces! Resurrection comes to mind. Bigger. Better. You’re on fire! A significant change is coming your way! ‘Don’t forget about me, I’m still here kicking, screaming & fighting’ is the message I’m hearing – A complete make-over of the mind, body & soul is in the works. Perhaps forewarning your immediate entourage would be a good idea – Over the week-end, the intensity of it all goes even deeper. A fire in your belly has been lit & you can certainly feel it. Consequently you can’t sit still. You’re on the go & dare I say the words crash course are popping up! What are you up to? Obviously a helmet is in order for your safety & the welfare of others! Thank goodness you slow the F down Sunday & Monday. A need to socialize with close allies is manifesting, so why not invite everybody over for dinner. You share with your cohorts a message of hope that you’ll publish on Tuesday –
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Aries
Life is good. Let me repeat it cuz you need to hear it again – Life is good! Wednesday through Friday you are zapped by the powerful vibes of the Solar Eclipse in Pisces. In your special case; your financial situation is lighting up. Just like NYC at night. Spectacular & electric is right! I sense a very busy time is in the works. Did you think your bank account would flourish all on its own? You are responsible for your financial success baby. No one else. What I like about this new venture is the humanitarian values surrounding it. Helping people & making money seems like an oxymoron but it’s not. You have the smarts to make it work! Keep me posted – The week-end is exceptionally good as you’re still running on the fumes of the Eclipse. Your enthusiasm lights up everybody around you. You are a force to be reckoned with and you know it! Making you irresistible as heck. If you’re married, your impulsivity might land you in hot water! On Sunday & Monday I’m sad to report I see you in the dog house. #Woof On Tuesday you talk you’re way out of it – again!
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Taurus
Wednesday through Friday the story is the big zap from the Solar Eclipse! If you’ve been yearning for a fresh start you get it in spades! Have you been wanting to write your own ticket to freedom? I’m actually talking about your literary skills. Start writing your memoirs, script for TV, Broadway play or science-fiction thriller now! The Universe is more than ready to assist you in this labor of love. Ask and you shall receive! I’m also going to say I see a move – different city, different part of the country! Your natural habitat will be vastly different. Perhaps that’s what’s going to prompt your writings! Interesting times 4-sure. Over the week-end you initiate waves of change with your finances. If you’ve been ultra-conservative with your money, now you’re more than ready to invest a significant amount on yourself. Bravo for taking this risk! Living with regrets is for the birds! Look at you! On Sunday & Monday you look absolutely radiant! You are beaming with self-confidence making you sexy as heck! #Meow Change suits you well. On Tuesday please silence the nasty little voice in your head. You’ve got this –
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Gemini
Can you feel the lovely current of excitement travelling through your bones? The vibes of the Solar Eclipse are powerful as heck! Would not be surprised if you bolt out of bed Friday 5:45am EST. Wednesday through Friday I see you a little bit out of sorts as you try to figure out the various mysteries of life. Stop looking all over the place for answers as the solution lies within you or perhaps more a propos within your family. Not only are you an agent provocateur you’re also an agent of Love. The message of the Eclipse is to tap into the huge source of love within your immediate family. The kindness received & given in your nest is a huge source of power. When your batteries are low the message is to unzip your human suit & surround yourself with those who truly care about you. The week-end is about making your message understood for those who don’t get it yet. Talking is not enough here. Write your ideas down. Now is time to give birth to a brilliant essay! Sunday & Monday I see you spending money on a beautiful new home décor! Spring has sprung! On Tuesday you impress everybody you meet –
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Cancer
Even though the actual Solar Eclipse happens Friday morning at 5:45 am EST – the vibes will be manifesting as early as Wednesday. In your special case your creativity is being propelled to the forefront. In fact, it will be increasingly hard for you not to lead a creative way of life every single instant of your existence. What this tells me is perhaps it’s a hobby of yours that simply grows into a business. Of if you’re already creating you take your art to the next level. A very fertile time indeed – so please consider this info next time you have sex. If you do not want any babies use super-duper birth control! Over the week-end I see back in your old habits again. What am I referring to you ask? I’m talking about your unpleasant behavior with family members. I get you are angry. Yet throwing a temper tantrum is getting you nowhere. Bite your tongue and really listen to what your loved ones are trying to say. Who knows you might learn a thing or two! #LOVE Sunday & Monday are about you having a lust attack! Crush City here you come! On Tuesday you negotiate the deal of the century –
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Leo
It’s OK to be emotional my friend after all you’re only human! If the body you’ve been given to walk this Earth has been giving you a hard time, you’ll be glad to know the Solar Eclipse is coming to your assistance! Wednesday through Friday your body will be injected with a cosmic serum of rejuvenation! Over the next few weeks you will feel a positive change in regards to your health. You’re immune system is rebuilding itself to ward off any overdoses of stress & toxicity! Fantastic news indeed! Nothing worse than a wounded lion – Over the week-end I see you partying like crazy! Slow-down cowboy! How many drinks did you have? Hope you’re not drinking for courage ‘cuz the moment you finally decide to make your move, the hottie is nowhere in sight! Poof – disappeared into thin air! Less is more kid. Sunday & Monday you wake-up safe & sound and immediately thank your lucky stars. A sudden urge to reconnect with long lost family members emerges. It’s never too late to call someone you haven’t spoken to in years. Go right ahead! On Tuesday your witty post gathers many Likes –
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Virgo
The buzz for Wednesday through Friday morning is the Solar Eclipse of course. No one can escape it, especially not you. In your special case your love life is about to be catapulted to planet Venus – where everybody is naked & madly in love every single day! If swinging single; you won’t be for long. A spring romance is definitely in the cards. This is not only about fantastic sex; you actually truly care for this person. This is what happens when you find your soulmate! If hooked-up, you fall in love all over again. The brother-sister relationship is transformed into two very hot lovers! Feels good doesn’t it? Love the extra bounce in your step! Over the week-end I see you being preoccupied with work. Repressing your anger not to upset the apple cart is not helping matters. Now is time to assert yourself & simply express your dissatisfaction. Difficult to undertake yet the outcome will be supremely satisfying! Unleashing your anger will empower you to make even bolder moves in a very near future. Sunday & Monday I see you flirting like crazy! Who is this lucky person. On Tuesday you share your excitement with a trusted ally –
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Libra
The vibes of the Solar Eclipse are starting to penetrate your soul as we speak & will hit their zenith on Friday morning as you sleep soundly in your bed. Would not be surprised if a premonitory dream set the tone for the upcoming festivities! The Eclipse is zapping your subconscious & as a result you become the visionary everybody has been waiting for. Do you feel comfortable with the word medium? What about psychic or prophet? I’m not kidding baby. Your gifts are off the chain! The synchronicity you experience over the next few months is nothing less than amazing – The week-end is spent in the arms of your lover or your hot neighbor as you have lots of energy to burn off! Love how you take charge of the situation. Remember to untie your partner once you’re done! Sunday & Monday you are back to the grind but something is different. I see you smiling & co-workers are laughing. How can work be synonymous with joy? You are a healer baby! Thank you. On Tuesday your stories entertain the troops. Gift of gab.
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Scorpio
Wednesday through Friday the energies of the Solar Eclipse will be travelling through your bones and as a result; focusing on any task will be extremely difficult. Don’t know if your boss will swallow your cosmic explanation for your inefficacy. The Eclipse will be waking you up to all the glorious opportunities around you. The ground you walk on is rich with possibilities laced with abundance, learning & success! Not only one single path leads to satisfaction as you’ll soon find out! Open your mind & let the powerful rays beam you up to world you had no idea existed – Over the week-end you experience a series of déja-vus & premonitory dreams. Your psychic gifts are in full bloom & the discoveries you’ll make will have a profound impact on your current beliefs & values. Deep & intense moments are certainly on the menu – Sunday & Monday you have romance on the brain. If single you have no problems hooking-up. Say hello to a memorable roll in the hay. If hook-ed-up you shower your partner with desire! On Tuesday you inspire your co-workers –
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Sagittarius
So how did you get so lucky? Listen –up my friend! The big story this week is the awesome glorious spectacular Solar Eclipse! Even though the exact manifestation is Friday morning 5:45am EST – the vibes are already activated as we speak! In your special case, your career zone is being zapped. Over the next few months, expect a radical yet very positive change! You’re moving on up my friend. Does management appeal to you? If not, you better have a good explanation when your boss offers you the position. Perhaps you would like to start a business & be able to finally say I’m an entrepreneur! The key here is not to fear change. Embrace it & good luck with the exciting challenges coming your way! The week-end is about exploring a new idea that’s got your motor humming. Instead of partying with friends, you spend your time with Google! I see a huge smile on your face – hot! Sunday & Monday is about sex. Address your needs pronto! Say hello to a great booty call – On Tuesday, you simply can’t resist & go back for more –
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Capricorn
Wednesday through Friday is about the Solar Eclipse baby! The big jolt comes on Friday morning 5:45am, yet the action starts right now! The Eclipse is zapping your social life. Looks like your 2015 social calendar is going to be booked solid my Dear! You are never alone as you make it your mission to educate the masses with your hard-earned wisdom. You rise to the challenge & become quite the little activist! When you’re not fighting for the underdog, you’re out & about learning new skills. Lucky you I always wanted to learn how to make a quilt! Needless to say, all your various activities bring many new admirers to the table – Over the week-end you’re all over social media & it looks like you’re angry as heck! So what is making you so hot under the collar? Goddess only knows – Hope no one makes the mistake of double-crossing you! Sunday & Monday you receive joyous news laced with flirty double-entendres. Obviously this person knows the best way to seduce you is via your amazing mind – Give this hottie a chance! Looks like you do on Tuesday –
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Aquarius
Are you ready for a roller-coaster ride of a lifetime? It’s the Solar Eclipse baby! Even if the exact time of this cosmic happening is Friday morning 5:45am EST – the ripple effects are manifesting as we speak! The Eclipse is not dancing around the bush as far as you’re concerned. Your soul is getting zapped and if for whatever reason if you don’t feel it, you’ll get jolted until you get the message. Say good-bye to all toxicity. Old grudges, frustrations & resentments are going straight to the dumpster! Hope we send one big enough! Once purge complete, you’ll be submerged in an ocean of LOVE. This initiation rocks the house! The week-end is spent recovering. The more people you meet the better! I guarantee they will comment about the twinkle in your eyes – Btw your self-confidence will be sky high so make things happen! Sunday & Monday the Universe throws you a bone called Lucky Dog! Just one lottery ticket shall suffice. P.S. I’ll take a 10% cut please – Now that you’ve won your money, on Tuesday you plan where to spend it-
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